Considering how Trump thinks he’s King of America™, yeah that is okay to say at this point. Shit ain’t what it was anymore, clearly. 

I’m not sure you understand a pyramid scheme.

No Joe. If Roger were twice as valuable as Tom Brady, than he’d be making $41 million per year, not 40 million. Idiot. - John Urschel

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Why do people like (and pay through the nose for) these things as their primary mode of transportation?

By helping to enforce the owners’ hardline stances on rookie wage caps to protect them from draft day busts, actually kind of yeah? (In that they view the “league” as a profit-making side project to their billionaire normal jobs, and not the “league” as an entertaining sport.)

He’ll make more than Brady, Wentz, manning and Watson combined. Makes sense, as he clearly is what is necessary for the league to be successful!

Jesus Christ is the least important aspect of modern Christianity.

Oh, but that’s in the Gospels. In 2017 Christians take their Biblical instruction from Leviticus only.

So you decorated your car with Dino Truck decals then.

I feel like Granpere would drive an F350. He’s a sailor, how’s he getting his boats around? Not with Trolly thats for sure.

There is going to be something who says “too soon”.

I just wanted to let you know that my coworkers now know I’m not actually doing any work.

Oh no. Just watched the video and it’s worse. The moran didn’t use stars; they actually misspelled the slur. That’s... wow.

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

This is the America I know and love.

I hate the beer crew, but whiskey crew is just as bad. So I drink alone a lot.

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Their scheme went so far it doped the White House.

Well, that solves one problem for Alex Ovechkin.