Welcome to Britain!

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

A 17 year old who downs 18 drinks and remains conscious is either lying, or needs to stop drinking.

if you think brand management through on court behavior is exclusive to Kevin Durant, you must be pretty goddamn stupid.

So he literally just confirmed what everyone else thinks: that he’s making sure to craft his image and the narrative about him. He’s a fraud. He just admitted he’s fraudy. Well done, Kevin.

This guy is a joke. There is no way on Planet Earth Durant wants any part of Boogie. Notice he talks major shit when teammates surround him. By himself, he doesn’t say or do shit.

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

Eli’s revenge: going on an absolutely scorching hot streak to end the season and fucking the Giants out of a high draft pick.

In olden times they also would have used a drone, but they called it by a different nomenclature: Chinaman.

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

Just look at Rio. The Olympics transformed it into a paradise:

“Our next caller is Andrew from Tennessee. What’s on your mind, Andrew?”

The real thing I need to know is how many bitcoins will it carry to my ultra-expensive yoga class?

If there’s no quid pro quo, then the NFL could just *do* this and make the donation and show they’re committed to the issue. The fact that there’s negotiations in play and that the NFL almost certainly isn’t going to make any such donation without some “agreement” of “understanding” with the protesting players makes…

I feel like Porsche and Mazda are in the same boat. They love driving and are true driver’s companies, but know that in order to make 2 door drivers cars, they have to sell a ton of crossovers.

It saves water too!

It’s just a joke about how the engines last forever with basic maintenance, but the rest of the truck usually needs major work after a couple hundred thousand miles (trans especially).

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.