Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

I don’t think Mr. Goldstein understands that Depp wasn’t stockpiling it, he was actually drinking it.

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

You’ve got to get a snow blower. Or a snow plow. That driveway is way too long to do by hand all winter every winter.

But sure, living in rural areas is great for a child’s development.

Christ Burneko, I knew you were cantankerous and anti-establishment, but when did you go full militia and buy an isolated compound?

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

It’s a cover story for a bribe, is what it is.

Jerry Jones is frantically trying to figure out how to dial internationally as we speak.

the lawyers were able to successfully petition for his release “because the country’s notoriously slow courts had failed for several years to rule on his appeal.”

Maybe he can apply for a H1-B visa and coach soccer at Baylor.

Wew this is stupid I can’t wait to see him join an NFL team later this year.

I have no doubt Roger Goodell and the league owners will treat this issue with all the care and compassion they have shown towards NFL players who have, or are going to have, their lives turned into a nightmare by CTE.

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

“the judge from my sentencing paid too much attention to my priors”

“I have a deep respect for unions; my wife was a teacher for many years

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

The trade was Brock, a 2017 2nd rounder and 2017 6th rounder for Cleveland’s 2017 4th rounder. Cleveland gets 2 picks this year, one higher and one lower than what they gave up. Houston gets Brock off the books.

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.