Roger dodger. I’ll switch to my backup account: 469fingerbangz@hotmail.com.

Funny, so do the Sox.

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

What about accidental 69?

At the library I’ve repeatedly had to explain to patrons that email addresses like “420+69foreal-foevar” might not be the optimal choice if you plan to ever send out a resume via email.

In Bayonne, everything is sacred, because so many mafia hits are buried under foundations.

As he said about the fish and the loaves; “I can’t feed these people, that would create dependency! I’ll pray for them to not be so poor instead” Amen.

“... Lead us not trespass, as we forgive those that trespass against us...” I mean, it’s in the prayer that they shouldn’t be dickbags to people and to forgive them when they are dickbags. But you know. Fuck em cause they’re Muslim.

What’s hilarious to me is that they’re THE SAME GOD.

Bayonne exists only to prove that such a shitty place can exist. When you come down Kennedy Blvd and cross into Bayonne from Jersey City, you pass from a pretty diverse hell hole of a town to Bayonne, a racist hell hole of a town full of guys named Gianni and Butch who make sure that the Bayonne police check out ever…

At Monday’s meeting, tension in the community surfaced even before the meeting was called to order when a group of about two-dozen Muslim men gathered in the front corner of the room for the Islamic evening prayer of Maghrib. Across the auditorium, several Bayonne residents opposed to the proposed mosque broke into a…

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

Yeah but some commenter on earlier thread told me he scowls and shoots to score points. Dat ain’t no MVP.

Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.

I’ve thought the same thing - they already have the perfect name for it on the shelf. Remember the Forester XT with the hotter engine?

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...

The Crosstrek + WRX and/or STI running gear would be a hilarious trollmobile and I want them to make it so badly.

No* time at all.