I imagine someone shot it because it posed a threat to other businesses. Never forget air-rambe.

Challenge accepted:

Also was not expecting to see a millennial with a scarf/bumble bee jersey combo. We sure this was in Pittsburgh?

What was the initial argument over? Looked like the bouncer was telling him he wasn’t appropriately dressed to enter the bar or something.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

the Bears are done with Jay Cutler

If you just want hauling, you can have it for $40,000ish.

I’ve always preferred the look of GMC pickups to the other badges. In fact, I’m shopping for a 2014/15 Sierra 1500 right now.

I think Trump has a pretty strong password. Something like:

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

#FAKENEWS

Boil sugar and water, let cool. I think a tankful of simple syrup might be fatal.

A tank full of water would have been even better...

I would chase that guy down and beat him to death. While his wife and children looked on if necessary.

Or... you could just move over.

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.

Hmm... 3rd gen Dodge Cummins crew cab with tires stretched to fit 24s, massive exhaust tip flowing from the stock 2.5" system, and the tow mirrors in the ‘out’ position?

Isn’t permitted is vastly different from not yet received approval.

This could have been her entire article.