My laughs all sound like screams these days.

Especially since they were the ones who kept repeating “ideological purity” ad naseum to justify not voting for Hillary.

Maybe he’s actually super woke and he’s referring to the deposed sovereign Hawaiian monarchy as the rightful authority in Hawaii? Not likely, but one can only hope.

Chuck Lorre can go fuck himself. He has caused irreparable damage to the television medium. Let him rot at CBS, where his drek belongs.

Hey, there are all kinds of parents and if you aren’t the “play with your kids” type, that doesn’t rule you out as a parent. This whole “play with your kids” is a fairly recent phenomenon. My parents’ generation would’ve thought you were insane if you suggested they spend time playing with their kids.

Speaking as someone who escaped from a cult-like religion, it’s completely plausible that her learning curve continues for some time. I’ve accepted that I will never catch up to the pop culture knowledge common to my cohort and there are still pretty basic things that I lack knowledge about in the real world, despite…

My response to that is that having children IS selfish. Parenting is not. Parenting is selfless- a real sacrifice, and I’m amazed at the people who manage to do it well. But having kids is selfish. There is no non-selfish reason to do it. The world is shit, the kid did not ask to be born into it, and there are…

1. Pumpkins

The climate change stuff is what really bothers me. The rest of his positions can be debated intellectually. I don’t agree with his conservative views, and find many of them morally repugnant. But intelligent people can have bad values. There’s probably some value to be had in having someone who can intelligently…

As a non-hot woman, I fully endorse this message. Please, Dan and Benedict, consider the poor, sad, hot 21-year-olds again. We less hot 30-somethings with our horrific deformities like “a couple of gray hairs” or “boobs that are not totally perky” are bravely willing to sacrifice our potential access to your penises…

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

Beyonce [was] out there

The only Tavi I know.

Yes. It’s amazing how I’ve met/interacted with my neighbors since adopting my dog.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.