“everyone assumes that she is probably XY”

So many things wrong with this argument. First of all, what is “normal women”? Given that they’re not testing for elevated testosterone unless you’re flagged (likely by winning), there’s no evidence that anyone on the field has less than elevated testosterone. And since hormone levels exist along a range in all women…

This is a “thing” southern pageant/sorority types do now. Heaven forbid they focus on their kinesiology and marketing studies.

Alright I just google imaged “Aborigines” and they just don’t look like dinosaurs at all. LIKE AT ALL. Marina, come on.

Yeah I was like oh, OK, problem solved! Thanks, crazy pants.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

Please, Ms. Jackson. This is a funeral for heaven’s sake!

Now I’m picturing the maintenance staff at Denny’s spraying cans of fake grease all over the place.

If a grease fire ever broke out in a Waffle House, it’d go up like a tinder box. You wouldn’t even have a chance to make it to the door.

Two now. Sorry, pal.

I forgot to get ice cream and cones on the way home tonight for my pregnant wife. The petition to replace me has one signature so far.

“Let’s make that coffee to go, okay?”

After sex I just crack their ribs open and eat them, that way they are not ALLOWED to speak.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

“It’s like your real self greeting another person’s real self. I think that moment can fade quickly as the chemicals leave and our fears rush back in.”

AKA, “That was great.”

Because “You still here?” is totally frowned upon?

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

This misses the point. Nico Hines’ staggering ignorance is the least shocking part of this article. The original piece included identifying information about these athletes—some of whom are from repressive countries where violence against LGBTQ individuals is common and sanctioned. With one incredibly crappy…

Hot men seeking sex with each other is probably the oldest Olympian tradition still on the go. I’m pretty sure the ancient Olympics started as a vast man-on-man orgy before slowly incorporating non-sexual sports into the mix.