I understand and share your feelings and I truly ache for Samantha Geimer. But I also have to quietly remind myself that this case is bigger than her.

Like after its all been figured out, that’s going to suck.

I’d be pissed if I woke up with an unwanted tattoo, period.

If you think he was disappointed with that, you should have seen how he felt when I tried to sell his actual baby to a couple in the park.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

I'm actually so stunned at the reaction of the community. What a fantastic thing for the local businesses to do. I'm not going to comment on the vile PUAs, because I want to focus on the positives; real action against rape culture.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an am immature, hateful, and foolish way.

Fractured my elbow in a three some. The doctor who looked at me was convinced that my boyfriend was abusing me and was extremely rude to me the entire time. The radiologist had a good laugh when I told him how I got my injury. It’s been seven years and I still find it hilarious.

I know what Rihanna is doing, because I’ve done it lots of times. She’s preemptively turning down an invitation to avoid the embarrassment of maybe never being asked. It’s okay girl.

My first thought as well. “milked a cow and then mounted it” = well that’s a very specific fetish I hadn’t heard of before.

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

He mounted a cow? From behind or astride?

Blind squirrels, stopped clocks, and Rand Paul. It happens, no reason to feel anything about it.

That’s how we roll in Seattle. Hook up an asthmatic aquatic mammal with an inhaler in the morning, smoke a bowl in the evening.

This comment section so far.

I’m so confused. Is the author saying that she was raped? If so, if the checks didn’t bounce would it still be rape?

So wait, if the checks hadn’t bounced, it wouldnt be rape? This seems not very different from the comedian who said he escaped from the south tower on 9/11 but turned out to have nothing to do with it. Something happened to you that you didn’t like— a client didn’t pay you— and that sucks. But it has zero to do with…

This is ok, but the I FARTED dress was much edgier.