Is your cat sad because no one could possibly understand what she’s going through? My cat is sad because it’s summertime and living ain’t easy.

I work with high school kids and when this came up in a debate, one of the very religious kids said, “THAT’S NOT TRUE, ABSTINENCE ALWAYS WORKS.”

I think you’ve hit on the key word here: competent. While the genre is wide, I think most of the heroes who are classed ‘alpha’ are just competent people at base and as it’s fiction, it’s rare that the mundane details of life get in the way of the story. Most women are (as other posters have said) just so used to…

Heyyy, I smell like an ashtray and I’m pretty insecure! But you know what I can usually do? Shut the fuck up about alpha males and keep my fingers out of other people’s drinks.

Here’s a fact: forced and affected confidence is the leading cause of vaginal dryness.

Miss Havisham the hell out of it. Just wear it every day, only not in an embittered way, in a practical way!

I’m glad other people face this issue! Hubs and I have no extended family whatsoever, as we are hiding from his family and mostly estranged from mine. All our friends with kids have grandma around to immediately step up with free childcare, so the idea of doing it alone is daunting.

People can’t hear common sense over the deafening roar of sentimentality and emotion.

ADORABLE. You should make this your avatar

Okay you’re right she’s a pain in the ass literally no matter what I do and I should probably just keep her in jail until she’s 18. (I check with folks around me and make sure she’s not invading their space because I AM NOT A JERK, but probably I’m a liar and actually the biggest jerk of all time.)

does it to the ladies

I’ve read (far too many drafts of) the script. They don’t—it’s completely platonic.

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

What’s this about? I didn’t read it. It had math in the title so I skipped it, but I’m from Austin so I want to know how it impacts me.

Wow! By the same logic, I can generalize all the things I learned by talking to my 3 yo nephew to all adult male politicians. Hmmm... okay, that would mean men throw temper tantrums when they don’t get what they want, refuse to urinate and defecate in socially acceptable places and have trouble with abstract concepts.

Mulder makes fun of everything. He is the sexiest cynic alive.

I only know another group as attached and stupidly proud of their geographic location as newyorkers are...Texans. Probably neither will appreciate my comparison but it’s still true.

“We’re not paying that much money to have black people live in the building.” If it’s white tenants only, it’s clean. I know it’s a little bit racist...

I had this on repeat today. great shower song. I wanna hear it at a roller rink

I had something digging through lettuce and radishes earlier, and my friend gave me a tip to use soapy water on the leaves. The animal should get a taste of the plant, not like it, and move on. Eventually they’ll just remember those are not good plants to eat. Another method is putting cayenne pepper on the soil. I’ve…