I agree completely. I’ve been paying my own bills since I was 17. I made that one stupid late bill mistake, and they’ve been on time ever since. Who brags about fulfilling their most basic obligations?

yes, but are you smelly like the container of goat cheese that someone forgot in the car for three days after that summer picnic, or smelly like a delicious camembert?

I’m afraid to ask this, but if you were getting an abortion related to a life-threatening condition, or a fetal abnormality, or rape... you would still have to go to a session on how to use BC?

That seems pretty terrible, and sounds like it might be the most sullen group therapy session ever.

I don’t follow Missouri politics, but she seems like a national treasure.

I’m a bit curious about how this looks with finer-grain data. I’m at the upper Millennial range (33). My parents did help me out significantly while I was in college. Since the age of 22, I’ve been completely financially independent*. While everybody knows a 34 year old who still takes handouts from their parents, I…

Same here! And Kim probably owns individual pieces of clothing that are more than my annual budget.

It’s not for everyone, but if you’re like me and prefer to fidget/dance around all day instead of being confined to a chair, a standing desk is brilliant.

I hadn’t thought about that, but my boyfriend spends a lot of time in our kitchen- maybe this would be a good Christmas gift for him!

Testimonial: Those mats are fabulous if you have a standing desk!

I just feel bad for whatever intern had to do all that cutting and pasting.

God stop ruining my childhood with all these female remakes

A friend of mine was on a jury where the defendant was clearly guilty of abusing their disabled child. One person on the jury was refusing to agree, because “sometimes it’s hard to take care of a disabled person.” My friend came out of the whole thing saying “it turns out I’m a fucking bully, because I bullied that…

I’m wondering what’s up with the 3rd grade science fair display here. Someone got on a computer, printed out all those little blocks of texts, cut them out, pasted them on pieces of construction paper, then used a glue stick to put it all on posterboard?

I have a strict policy of not attending wakes that aren’t serving IPAs. So far it’s gotten me out of every family funeral.

I don’t think I’ve ever read the word “virile” so many times in one day, much less a few minutes.

Everyone goes to work sick if you have PTO days. Would you rather go to work with a cold and spend an extra day in Fiji over Christmas? Of course you would! My BF has PTO, and he had to go to work with a kidney infection, or we would have had to cancel a vacation we’d already bought plane tickets for.

I have separate sick and vacation days, and sometimes I wish it were PTO because I’m sitting on 2 months of sick time right now. However, my significant other gets PTO, and EVERYONE goes to work sick. And he never comes down with anything, but he’s Typhoid Mary and I have a shitty immune system, so I’m always getting…

My mom is a teacher, and she had a parent volunteer who came in almost every day to her classroom (and was an actual help unlike most parent volunteers). She convinced him to get his sub license, and now when she’s sick she has someone who knows her classroom routine and lesson plans (she is a science/math teacher and…

Do you have a job where if you’re gone for a few days, you’re really creating a lot of work for your coworkers? My work is seasonal, so at certain times I’d really be screwing my coworkers if I missed several consecutive days (in which case I come in, leave my office door shut, and wash my hands before I touch…