I think Martese Johnson was using his actual ID when he was arrested.

This year I planted a garden instead of doing a CSA, so we only ended up with vegetables that I enjoy! I had fun with the CSA and tried a lot of new things, the garden was way less stressful and I didn’t feel pressured into eating things that I don’t really like.

I’m not a big cauliflower fan, but we were getting tons of it in our CSA box. My boyfriend, in an attempt to lure me into eating it, made a savory cauliflower custard. It was pretty good, but it took so much butter and cream that we couldn’t even pretend we were enjoying a healthy, vegetable rich diet.

I finished reading GoT long before my boyfriend finished. When we were getting ready for bed, he’d say “I’m going to stay up and read one more chapter” and I’d reply “Don’t bother, I’ll tell you how it ends, everybody dies.” Mockingjay is like that. Obviously not EVERYBODY dies, but it’s a statistical certainty that…

Never “underestimate” the “power” of using random “quotation marks” to make people really believe you’re saying something “insightful.”

I’m pretty sure Trump’s internal monologue is identical to his voiced monologue!

Where is teen dad? I see plenty of involved grandpa, but no dad.

As far as I can tell, it’s the behavior of babies and their lack of ability to follow a schedule that’s holding us back from this feminist utopia.

Yeah, Sophia’s schedule sounds pretty frickin’ sweet. In no way preparing her for continuing education or employment, but if having a baby would make my days that easy, I’d get knocked up too.

Ha, I didn’t think of creepy fake baby texts, I thought of Sophia flipping over her desk and screaming “My baby isn’t allowed screen time! Why are the hell are you letting baby on the phone to text!”

Wait, so in a feminist utopia high school students are checking their text messages during class? I’m a feminist, but not in my classroom.

I’d be pretty happy if I could get anyone to top off my tank without me knowing. How do I impose this vision of utopia on my loved ones?

Wait 10 years before getting married. My [future]MIL is going to be so thrilled when we actually tie the knot, she won’t say anything about whatever we decide to do about our names.

In the article, somebody says “although not common, your hymen can tear blahblahblah #notallvirgins etc.”

Not weird. I’ve had some very awkward incidences where the guy is heavily vested in my orgasm, and sometimes’s it’s just not going to happen even when all the buttons are pushed in all the right way. Okay dude, you’re a real gem, and it’s very enjoyable to a certain point, but time to start wrapping things up.

Education

Agreed. I’m just glad I grew out of it.

I understand now how wrong I was, but I went through a period of my life when I was jealous of girls who were noticed (in hindsight I know they were being harassed). I was very shy, very plain, very depressed, and very invisible (my parents forgot my 14th birthday, that’s how invisible I was). I sincerely felt at that…

My boyfriend doesn’t “have” to cook for me. He’s always welcome to bring home take-out.

RE: the shuttle, I think it really depends on what kind of reception you’re going to have. If it’s going to be pretty sedate, then it’s no big deal. If you’re hoping to have a crazy-wild-lots of dancing- reception, you’re not going to get it if people can’t stumble upstairs to their hotel rooms or into a shuttle,…