All I heard was “we’re going to be raising the price of tickets.”

To this day whenever ‘Heroes Reborn’ is mentioned it immediately brings to mind Rob Liefeld’s catastrophic drawing of Captain America.

Come along, Pond.

Good, she and Michael Rooker were the best things about Guardians 2. Well, except for Kurt Russell’s flashback hair. That was glorious.

Seriously? I think Rogue One was by far the best of the Disney Star Wars movies and (which practically goes without saying, better than any of the terrible prequels). It was a movie that actually felt like it belonged with the original trilogy. What wasn’t to like?

I would also have accepted “I’ll be back... for the second dose”.

I totally forgot he was in Venom until just now, because I had forgotten about Venom.

The tone of the article seems to imply that Ahmed scorned the opportunity to continue appearing in those plebeian blockbusters, but going to the THR article, he seems to be showing a much more laid-back attitude, simply noting (as quoted here) that his Venom character was killed off and that he hasn’t heard anything…

I really, really hope he was playing himself, and that Loki-as-Odin hired him (or, more likely, abducted him) to perform in his play about himself. And that Thor sent Matt Damon back to Earth afterward, but not before telling Matt Damon that he (Thor) could easily beat up Jason Bourne.

Huh, he was also Loki in Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Reboot...so I guess it’s the Marvel Cinematic View Askewniverse now? I doubt even Patton Oswalt predicted that.

I think it's also a Cloverfield movie now too. 

Is ‘4-hour movie’ supposed to be better? It doesn’t sound better.

Saw this on an AVC diaspora site the other day. Kind of sums it all up.

Well now I'm not watching it. 

I’m a fan of Master & Commander and have barely scratched the surface of the O’Brian books, but so far excellent as well.

Except Master & Commander is actually good. 

ILLUSION, Michael. A trick is something whores do for money. 

Note to self: politely decline invitation to dinner at the Fargo household.

Sir, do you have a permit for that scorching hot take?

It was Uncle Leo