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They tried, but turned the switch too far and The Witches turned in to Cats!

Zack Snyder’s Justice League, which is now a multi-episode miniseries in case you forgot

To say nothing of KMT, who was practically cut from RoS so that JJ’s buddy from Lost could take all her lines because he won a bet.

Him?

Man, she was fantastic in The Leftovers. But so was everyone, perfect cast top to bottom.

Maybe I’m old, but I don’t get the Twitter’s obsession with asking a stranger a question for which you’ve already decided that there is only one acceptable answer. 

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Dinesh D’Souza he had charisma.

restless, quirky Gatsby Welles

King’s Joker at least felt more like a depressed comedian than Snyder’s demon-king-Joker. I prefer my Joker in the vein of Batman: The Animated Series, who is still sort of a murderclown but damn it, he’s having fun. Make some jokes, Joker! Japes!

This Joker-as-Unstoppable-Murder-Horror-Monster that has been going on since Snyder’s Bat-run is the worst, insufferable, least-fun-to-read depiction of the character, and it shows no sign of stopping. Hard pass.

Neil Gaiman summed up the Joker in Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader better than 95% of the reexaminations of him have been.

Geoff Johns is just writing Alan Moore fan fiction at this point. Starting with Green Lantern, Johns has been mining Moore’s work for years without understanding what made it good. (Hell, Johns didn’t even seem to understand the title of “Mogo Doesn’t Socialize” when he made Mogo central to the functioning of the

Sadly, we did not.

Did you guys survive?

You could be an executive producer on a movie based on your life and still be overruled by studio execs who prioritize making a “good” movie (i.e. a movie made their way) over your own lived-in experience. Having more Asian people in key creative positions reduces the chances of that happening.

Considering it’s network TV, maybe you’re too young?

“This July, let he who is without sin kick the first ass.”

Is it America’s dick, though?