I kind of love how China throwing a gigantic tantrum is drawing vastly more attention to the tweet and thus the issue at hand. The Streisinorand Effect.

I can buy an action figure for the guy running around in the background of a scene for one second holding an ice cream maker.

I quite like Rose as a character. 

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

I’m still laughing at the Kars4Kids jingle being the official song of the bad place.

These fan clubs are overwhelmingly anti-fascist, but your statement isn’t wrong otherwise. There are strong movements both fascist and anti-fascist in European soccer. Take a look at St. Pauli for a good example of the latter.

Excited for this. Looking forward to flashbacks where you find out that she used to be a Canadian pop star, though really that was an undercover assignment for the secret military organization she belonged to.

It’s not manufactured outrage if her fans were genuinely pissed off. That’s the exact opposite of manufactured. Dunst has been a professional actress for 31 years and her career deserved more respect than being reduced to that time she played notable douchebag Tobey Macguire’s significant other.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

So you’re saying Comcast wants to mine that nostalgia.....

Hey Shane. I know you created a burner account to comment on that other A.V. Club story on you. I want you to know that I’m Chinese, and I think the things you said about my people and my culture are really, really shitty.

Life...uh...finds a way.

I can only say, you can’t help but notice and remember who you thought you were going to war with and who didn’t show up,

Jeff Goldblum / Aubrey Plaza

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Just like yesterday’s video with Judy Greer, someone please alert me when the transcript is posted.

> Nobody liked this call.

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.