Pretty sure Belichick suspends players who talk about leaving things in “The lords hands” because the lord just needs to do his job.

“Will run routes for food” was also how this guy got HIS job.

I’m sure you’ve watched this already. Harry Metcalfe.

Don’t call it a Stratos!

When two Rafales love each other very much...

Wait wait, VWs top engineer’s last name was Hackenberg?

I pay for my mom’s cell phone, lol. I refuse to let her go on her own plan when her costs are like, $30 on ours.

Yeah the surface is much bigger and since it’s white it makes for a perfect projection medium. I love the the Blackhawks permanently implemented this projection system for every opening video, it sounded as though it would only be a playoff thing when they first put it up.

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

As a life-long bachelor set in his ways: One knife, one fork, one spoon, one bowl, one set of chopsticks. And you don’t need to keep a lot of cleaning supplies on hand when all your food comes from 7/11.

“Case closed?”

The NFL’s PR team will be faxing over a job offer.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Even in the service bay picking up his car and getting useless QB advice from me, he takes a great pic and is a hell of a nice guy.

The Irish have been white since the Italians, and really white since the Latinos.

Wait, we count the Irish as white now?

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

Perfect, a new dash light! The best present you can ask for.