Congrats on not knowing how emotionally devastating it can be when you learn you can’t conceive. Additional congrats on being so above this that you can look down on women who don’t have your luxuries.

It’s about fucking time.

The Rock is everyone’s type.

I grew up in the suburban sprawl of Denver and like any good suburban kid I applied to and was accepted to UNC. Went up for the tour with my dad before deciding if I would attend or not, and someone asked about the smell of the cows. Tour guide looks at us with a straight face and says “It only really smells on days…

I take longer than 15 minutes. Some of us are ugly as shit and need makeup to look human.

Same. I think Trixie is hilarious and I get that her paint is part of her thing...but I find it so distracting I can’t watch anything she does. Again, I’m sure that says more about me than her.

He’s rich and he’s always been rich - there has literally never been a time where he’s had to face a consequence. He has no ability to manage his emotions because he’s never had to. (obviously this is not an actual diagnosis.)

My mother would have done much the same. She’s from the generation where therapy = crazy, so there was no way she was going to send me to a therapist even when I was talking about how much I wished I was dead on a daily basis. I really needed help, but I was lucky that I could still get out of bed and take care of…

That woman wasn’t too small or too young, she just had what’s called an episiotomy and they used to be extremely common. Now they just let women tear naturally.

Now I don’t. But back when I was 15 surrounded by nothing but conservative republicans in a 98% white town where I was considered one of the most “ethnic” people around (I’m Italian), I’m ashamed to admit that I probably would have thought that. Actually, I probably wouldn’t have thought anything of it at all if I had…

Total aside - I think this has to do with how we teach history in this country, or at least how we teach it to white kids. We’re taught that thing X happens and then it is over...but, unless we’re talking about how WWI started or how the aftermath of that war led to WWII, we completely drop any connection between how…

I’m sorry the random example of something I don’t use often offended you.

I get it. I cook a lot and google recipes, but it’s hella annoying to buy a whole damn bottle of rice vinegar or whatever when I’m trying a recipe for the first time and I don’t know if I’ll like it (or use all the stuff I just bought in other meals.) I got a free week from a Blue Apron-like place once (Plated, maybe?…

Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…

I say this in every article about the airlines - STOP. FLYING. I know not everyone has this option - you’ve gotta go to Toledo because your dumb boss wants you to, ok, I get it. But other than that? Don’t do it. Nothing is going to change until they start losing a ton of money and the only way to do that is through a…

I call what most Americans sounds like (including myself) as the “newscaster from Anywhere, USA” accent.

I would absolutely bang him and I don’t feel the least bit bad about it.

Uh, no. I started masturbating at 5. I’ve never been molested.

I don’t remember my first orgasm but I was absolutely masturbating at age 5. Orgasms definitely by puberty if not earlier.

Or you do the adult thing and learn to deal with it because you don’t live in a god damned bubble. That’s what I did when I lived in an apartment where the ice cream truck would park outside and ring a bell for a good hour. We never complained because it was there first and the guy driving the truck has every right to…