It’s like 149.99 at Costco, and has a 90-day return policy (or probably lifetime according to some people)

It’s like 149.99 at Costco, and has a 90-day return policy (or probably lifetime according to some people)

Every day I don’t get accepted into the Pokemon Go Public Beta is another day that Nintendo breaks my precious, little heart.

Their designs have already started to grow on me. Of course that doesn’t change one fact:

When I was a wee kid, I was beyond excited to play Pokemon. For me, it was pure word of mouth. My friends wouldn’t shut up about it, and their attempts to describe it did nothing for me (I still remember envisioning Pikachu as some sort of robot when they described it as an “Electric Mouse”). I was in a Tony Roma’s…

To think, while Patricia’s been getting down with all the water and overrated fire starters of the world, she could’ve been getting down to THIS. SICK. LEAF.

Counterpoint: YES

I don’t know, that Razor Leaf is pretty badass lol

In case anybody had any doubts.

I never knew I wanted a grizzled, surly Pikachu detective friend, but now that’s all I want.