a far better use of his talents?

“Who is Luke Skywalker? He is supposed to be from Tatooine. Some say his father was Darth Vader. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Solo tell it, anybody could have worked for Skywalker. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick…

This speed kills message is brought to you by the Joan Claybrook Institute of Slow Driving in cooperation with the Ralph Nader Foundation for Boring Automobiles and produced by Blood on the Highway Films.
Because we should always set speed limits based on most impaired and least experienced driver we can imagine.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

You think they’re the target audience?

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

Well, there’s that one fanfic that’s popular in Utah.

McNabb’s lawyer really dropped the ball letting him release that statement. I still don’t understand why he hired Todd Pinkston to represent him.

“Sorry judge, in the case of the State vs. Donovan McNabb, we the jury are deadlocked”

Watching it with Jr’s audio (I didn’t watch the video when the original post happened) kinda made me tear up and feel a little sick. Crazy stuff.

All is forgiven Hope Solo! You get drunk and beat the shit out of any family member you want, you crazy bitch!

No, it just means don’t act like it was just the US that had slaves. Slavery was around long before the United States, and slavery is building FIFA soccer stadiums now.

You do realize Native Americans weren’t Na’vi right? They had a sprawling advanced civilization, one of the most powerful in the world at the time. They fell because they constantly warred among themselves fracturing their people into groups and because of disease; the spread of which was encouraged by the settlers,…

Counter point: Sometimes they are just as awesome as you were as a kid. Orson Welles has never eaten more than in Transformers: The Movie.