I’m sick of these religious shitbags trying to tell me how awful porn is, and how I their way is the only way it’s acceptable to live. Fuck him.

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

“This is fine.”

Better idea:

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

Call me old-fashioned, but if I’m getting together with a girl then I demand to know before-hand if she has a dick.

Drew went above and beyond by writing this article when all he had to do was post the headline with this as the ensuing pic.

I watched that movie a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was maybe 10. I was appalled by that shower scene despite thinking it was hilarious when I was 10.

Are we not going to acknowledge Ace Ventura’s rampant transphobia?

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

Fucking brutal. I mean, that’s a goddamn nightmare in a bag.

I can’t listen to this until after work, so I’ll be forced to make guesses as to Marchman’s bad takes.

How many conference games will the Illini win this year? 1? 2?

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

The Deep State.

All that George Soros globalist money!