And subsequent to that, offer him practical D.I.Y. tips on accomplishing that feat, including but not limited to repurposing mufflers, the subtle sexuality of discarded fruit, and scoring jello cups from the area hospital.

That’s great.

Meanwhile, Roenick missed the correction, being too busy Googling to see if Manti T’eo’s dead girlfriend was hot.

Since I assume Dan Snyder googles his name constantly and will eventually read this article and the comments, let me just say this.

The confederacy is treason, responsible for the most destructive war in American history. We got off relatively easy in the World Wars. The confederacy is emblematic of the enslavement and oppression of millions of human beings over hundreds of years. This is not open for debate and negotiation is not possible. No…

ummm, because it’s owned by rupert murdoch and therefore just part of a propaganda machine that perpetuates white supremacy?

Can’t be afraid to try. Fear is the mind-killer.

Coincidentally, “the spice must flow” is Irsay’s personal motto.

The storyline about inbreeding, however, goes over well in Colts country.

It’s going to take me an hour to finish the article because I keep scrolling back up to look at derpy lil Andy holding his torn book.

So much for the tolerant cleft

Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time

A hockey player from Wisconsin?

Phil Kessel is a national treasure, and if you disagree, you are wrong.

kudos on the cups and them brats, but man, that’s a rough 29.

Good news, white people!

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

He’s no hero. I prefer my heroes to not get captured.

How could you forget the valiant fight our beloved furry soldier put up when captured? This is no Cardinals cat, this is a P.O.W. in need of our respect, support, and faith.

This all makes perfect sense.