Were the dogs listening to “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger while a small Asian man threw lit fireworks?

Florida is America’s oil filter.

Those Cavs home jerseys just look fantastic to me.

Watch his hips big fella.

That is like Jewish people to volunteer to move back into Auschwitz.

I worked in St. Louis for a month on a construction job. I heard the N-word from some baby boomer more than I heard this guy use verbs.

God bless Philadelphia.

Get that man some rogain STAT.

Warriors?

Atlanta Bravesing?

Deregulation: the key economic policy of America’s worst generation. Thank you Baby Boomers!

If only Bartcop was still alive to see this. He would love it.

If we invent a way to go back in time maybe we can slip this rubber on Scott Walker’s father’s cock the night he was conceived. Or get cases of them and convince greatest generationers to use this instead of conceiving a bunch of self made bastards for us to put up with for decades.

Who would be hustled by Mickelson? Isn’t that like Steph Curry trying to hustle people at playgrounds by challenging them to a game of horse.

Cristo Dominae!

Underrated movie.

The only time the NFL is fun to watch is when the Cowboys suck.

You know, if he just confessed that he was paying the Dennehy’s tuition and co-operated with the investigation, Bliss would be forgiven by now.

More like #ChokeOn.

Every time I hear Derrick Rose’s name the Sting song “Desert Rose” pops up in my head.