Maybe he can use some of that Steinbrenner money to get his teeth fixed.

And I wish more rich white male baby boomers died in Vietnam. Looks like he can eat shit like the rest of us.

Is hobby horse polo close behind?

The modern hard plastic football helmet and hard plastic shoulder pads are the greatest liability in football today.

What is the over/under on this kid getting CTE?

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Skanderbeg understands, but disapproves.

Jet lag didn’t seem to affect him.

I thought Brownback cut DUI checkpoints from the budget to give the Koch brothers more money? I do know this, Oregon destroyed Kansas like Brownback did.

This is what I heard when I saw those ads.

The luck of the Irish.

As someone from southwest Ohio, Skyline is no match for Gold Star.

I wonder if this fulfills Snyder’s quota of good deeds for the year?

The only thing the English are any good at these days is fan riots.

Maybe it burned up that damned field turf.

The goalkeeper couldn’t have stopped that shot if he had arms like Manute Bol.

Baseball either needs an edge to it, or it needs to be fun.

Hey, I heard those stories also.

Peyton Manning didn’t win that Super Bowl, the Denver defense did. Von Miller threw Peyton Manning’s corpse into a wooden barrel and hauled it to the Dome of the Rock for Denver.

Well that’s one less belligerent incompetent South Florida Cuban that can get us killed through his reckless amoral behavior. Now if only Rubio was on that boat.