Final Jeopardy should have been “Name a football team. Any team, and you will win.”

What an annoying little kissant.

like i said, they all wear baggy shorts and can’t stop snapfacing instapics

I thought the exact same thing! I think that dude technically won.

Exactly. I dunked on my kid the other day. I stood over him and screamed. Showed his punk ass. I’m 6-1. He’s 10.

Fun fact, if you combine their names, it would be Thixers, which is how Michael Strahan pronounces the name Sixers.

It’s not really about how long the games take as much as the pace of the games. If a game lasted over three hours but was played at a quick pace, people would be okay. It’s all those moments when it takes five minutes for a pitcher to pitch to just one batter because both the pitcher and hitter take too long to get…

Worst part is letting his girlfriend clean out the car, own your shame like a man. There’s a reason I washed my own socks in high school.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

“People should talk about this more when they talk about Edwin Jackson”

The player confronted Wood, then followed by firing him immediately, sources say.

Colleagues grew concerned after Wood claimed three of his clients were 9” tool players.

to explain the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club

I hope LeBron goes to Boston just to mess with Kyrie.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

Fun fact: Jon Gruden is 1/64 Comanche, which qualifies under the Rooney Rule.*

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true