Narrator: What he said was not funny.

Easy answer. Use the beer test. Could you sit through having a beer with Golic? Absolutely. He’d tell some off color football stories and probably alternate buying rounds. Greenberg would criticize the wine list at the dive bar, not drink beer, complain about the chair being dirty, and then name drop reporters he…

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I had just been a little better at football.”

He seemed to be enjoying SCPD’s elite crowd control.

I want to see them lose their home because they go bankrupt from medical bills. It’s time to make trump voters pay. Fuck those racist pieces of shit.

Here’s Eli holding a tiny bucket.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

You seem like someone who has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to my next party.

With Rodgers out for the season, the the league officials in NY were told to make sure Brady gets to the postseason

I’ve also read the old guy said “respect.” Either way, you’re an idiot punch another person at a sporting event, concert of any other place where there are a bunch of witness and cameras. Unless he’s wearing a Trump shirt. Then, by all means, have at him.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

WTF is a tree lawn?

He’s the anti-Cardinal. Good for baseball.

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

Then give LeBron 6months training and he’ll do it while hungover.

Compliments of Captain Insano.

Double fuck them. Remember their faces. When they come back for the inevitable Super Bowl run, block them. They are not allowed back.