actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns

Popovich will be the first to stick it up the NBA’s ass. He’ll force the league to cope with boxscores like:

It almost seemed like the runner thought: Fuck it, lets just go home and get this over with.

“That might raise some eyebrows,” Indians play-by-play man Matt Underwood said after Walcott went down.

What a lazy joke.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

That would be awesome if his dad could throw to him in the HR derby. It would remind us of our dads throwing us BP, getting progressively more frustrated as he can’t get one over the plate, getting pissed at us because we didn’t groove the one fucking strike he threw to us, then throwing a a brush-back pitch possibly…

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I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

Driver: Where you going?

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

Young bystander: Hey officer, how many pills did you find on Mr. Waltman?

If he was really Mark Henry, he would have prosecuted.