What’s he been doing in the past year? Apparently this...

“Textbook”

It won’t matter, he’s averaging a triple double now. The only difference is that in 16 assists, he does it over an 82 game season.

Padres are already in Mid-Season form.

+1, & FTFY Gronk on his deathbed (age 69).

“Hot Damn! Once a Cowboy, always a Cowboy!”

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

In one of those hands is a crack pipe.

I dunno - currently I know that if I leave as soon as a team scores, I have time to take a shit, rub one out, smoke a bowl, and go buy more weed before a return to meaningful action. This might fuck with my Sunday rhythm.

He purported to know Nathan about the situation.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

Somebody tell Zeke that he has to be 35 to run for president.

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

But is that running from the cops speed?

Seriously, he was running right into its path. As impressive as his catch was, more impressive #9's lack of self-preservation skills.

Mr. Fuji used to try that trick all the time.

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

Cut off the vehicle to get into the middle lane, then proceeded to cut off the cop to get into the left lane.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.