What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

The real story is THIS guy and his glorious perm!

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

When asked specifically about Sean Marks, Prokhorov Pretty much every fucking person said: “I have never heard this name before.”

Let’s call it a Greenie. Not only does it include Draymond’s name, but it will knock that asshole from Mike and Mike down a peg.

Everyone but Scottie.

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

“Matt Barnes was robbed.”

A-Rod’s look suggests that he’s verrry interested to know that there are local women in his area who are horny and lookin' for a good time.

PROFESSIONAL BLACK JACK...is not what Esfandiari plays.

You can’t be flopping the nuts at a poker table.

“What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner? Worst case, if the kick returner catches the ball, there was an interception, and he gets tackled right where he was.”

Jeffrey Luhnow...didn’t change his password.

So let me get this straight, your main argument against DiCaprio winning an Oscar is: the lack of dialogue in this film? You being a critic should know it is not just dialogue that makes an actor worthy of an Oscar, but their ability to make you believe what you are seeing one screen e.g. emotional, psychological, and…

He deserved one for Wolf Of Wall Street. He was playing a loathsome person but it was a phenomenal performance.

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Bartolo Colon is now searching for those delicious meatballs.