It was, i’m told, by many people, this steak was amazing believe me, it was covered in the most luxurious ketchup.

FIGHT ME

Salt & Vinegar in 10th? everyone knows Salt & Vinegar are the goat chips. MEET ME IN TEMECULA, CUCK.

Cool story, tell it again?

Why wasn’t anyone handing out delicious, Ice Cold Pepsi?

Why wasn’t anyone handing out delicious, Ice Cold Pepsi?

Nah son, I’m in Texas and I’m swingin’ some pipe, I’ll tell you what

you’re fun at parties i bet

INVESTIGATE #TOWELGATE WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I know right where’s Flacco he’s elite, I’m told, such an amazing player believe me, Look we have a world where we have ISIS chopping off heads and where you have frankly.. drowning people in steel cages. Where you have wars and horrible, horrible sights all over. When you have so many bad things happening. It’s like…

I know right where’s Flacco he’s elite, I’m told, such an amazing player believe me, Look we have a world where we have ISIS chopping off heads and where you have frankly.. drowning people in steel cages. Where you have wars and horrible, horrible sights all over. When you have so many bad things happening. It’s like…

the hazing at the school i went to involves shaving crude penises into someone hair, nothing went near butts

And on the spurs Tim Duncan hand makes all the sandwiches and pairs them with a nice tall glass of milk, as he hands you your sandwich he gives you a stern but caring warning about how peanut butter can be sticky and if you take too big of a bite you may choke. Also he includes a loving handwritten note with every…

You have a real problem with Texas and MMA Magary, but you won’t fight me, you’ll just wear that stupid shirt and do that stupid dance from chopped with your stupid face. MEET ME IN TEMECULA.

Keep Texas’ name out of your mouth, unless you want to throw hands bro

I’m in san antonio too, and I hate the hispanic people acting irish and all my white friend saying “oh you know im 0.00009%Irish” fuck everyone, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for

It’s cauliflower ear, you get it from wrestling/grappling

feed him to the black beast Lewis, he doesn’tlike people who put their hands on women, ask big hoppa

but head protection while rolling makes you look hella funny, thats whyi refuse to wear it. its also why my ears look like theres an alien inside them

he tried to rape her, he couldnt get hard, the machine was malfunctioning