She does have a property of war machine tattoo on her, or she did, sadly War Machine is dumb enough to think that it’s legally binding

I have cauliflower ears...But I work with juvenile sex offenders in order to rehabilitate them...am I still a trash human?

Ya no seas puto guey

who hurt you?

thats not the star of david...

He’s totally going to Margaritaville

hey everyone LOOK AT THIS NERD AND HIS TOY TRAINS!

I don’t know, they strike me as Margaritaville aficionados

1. Fight me

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What are your feelings on the mmaaa? And the other proposed fighter unions?

“These violent delights have violent ends”

you must be fun at parties

Look if you just follow the stormtroopers orders there won’t be any problems, stop resisting. #MakeTheEmpireGreatAgain

M’Lady

They still won’t sleep with you bro regardless of what a nice guy you are

Being eaten alive by mother earth via her scolding hot water pit?

Nudes, it’s nudes, Just Mike Pence swinging some Pence Pipe, it’s very tasteful people are saying, a lot of people. You know, when we have a world where you have ISIS chopping off heads, where you have — and, frankly, drowning people in steel cages, where you have wars and horrible, horrible sights all over, where you…

FIGHT ME

Big, if true.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?