FIGHT ME

Why? when he went to your schools, went to your churches,

2/10 satire

8/10 low key racism

A HOT DOG IS A SANDWICH, FIGHT ME

the subtlety of this comment, it just has a soupçon of magic, a certain je ne sais quoi that makes me warm and fuzzy +1

this take is HOT...some people tell me it’s caliente,I don’t know people tell me this.

Nice.

Dear MikeMyers, 

God Damn right Texas wins

Did bush do 9/11? did Bush order Harambe’s death because he knew the truth about building 7? Is the Earth flat?

Why isn’t anyone talking about the “Let drivers be human” call? is there a robot conspiracy in NASCAR? Did bush do 9/11? Is the Earth flat?

Maybe he dipped into his supply of all the ecstasy pills he used to sell back in the day.

You’re a DEAD man.

That’s Kermit the Mother Fucking FROG motherfucker, I will drive up to Seatle and slap the fair trade coffee you’re sipping on if you don’t put some respek on Kermit’s name.

Have you ever had one of the Kaiser’s men rush you in the battlefield, princess?

That has to have been Jada Pinkett-Smith, those scientologists don’t mess around.

Oh yeah Princess? have you ever traveled the cosmos to an unknown planet only to become the most powerful being in their little world, princess?

Its from “Don’t trust the B in apt 23"

sooo...good Kinja then?

he was walking with headphones in, no one was driving with headphones on