Latinx? Are you sure you didn’t mean “Hispanicos”? That’s who makes Tacos, Hispanicos. It’s pretty obvious based on the suffix.

So . . . can someone hand DL Hughley a mirror . . . I’m not sure he knows what he looks like. His Kid Rock costume is very ridiculous and very accurate. I don’t know if he’s trying to match his look with the things he says, but he’s hitting it out of the park if he is.

Yoda is fun for 30 seconds at a time in a movie. Imagine if you had a co-worker like that?

I’m a “grey’s” influencer. For just $179 per person, I will hold a workshop on how to live your best life in the grey’s. I will show you how to make gluten-free gluten, and slippers out of cotton balls.

Carl’s Jr. and Buttfuckers for sure.

To be fair, the bible is one of the oldest piece of fake news there is.

Yup. It’s the same reason it took decades for anything to happen to Weinstein. Same reason orange idiot is POTUS. Same reason that one kid killed a family while driving drunk and got off because “affluenze”. And on and on and on. Money makes people do evil things and accept evil things.

Who cares what misogynist assholes on the internet think? Giving them recognition just encourages them. Just hold up your middle finger and keep moving, they’re not worth the mental space.

Since reddit has a community for basically everything under the sun, you can very easily find a toxic one and then mine it for click-worthy content.

I thought that was mandatory for laser gun shooting? I’m pretty sure it’s in the rules. 

So are you planning on explaining this to anyone?

I mean, on one level, you’re not wrong. But comparatively your comment is horrendously off by many many orders of magnitude.

Come on. There is clearly a pattern of white people calling the police on black people for just about anything. Even if you remove race from it entirely, why do they immediately call the police for mundane shit? Why even take the time out of your life to make the call?

“Started from the bottom, now my whole team fuckin’ here.” Honest to god, I sung it like that.

But it’s not the Alfonso Ribiero dance. It’s the Carlton dance, who is a character owned by NBC’s Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Ribiero was paid for his acting during taping of the show.

Luciano Guerra . . . lifelong republican . . . voted for trump.

Fucking this right here.

Miller when he’s 40:

It’s more in the middle of those two. It’s more acute than having a broadly accepted skillset that you can then take to another company. It is a touch closer to something like the NHL just closing shop this afternoon (on a smaller scale). Sure, an athlete is an athlete, but it’s not necessarily that transferrable of a…

I did not choose to be conservative. My political evolution happened over time as I came to realize that I valued truth and reason over narrative and emotion.