Not entirely true. Brown people bomb themselves regularly.

Real person #1: “Gee, it looks like an Audi TT Quattro!”

I don’t want to spoil it for people, but has no one seen his stand up (any of them?), dude is black Dane Cook, I’m not sure what anyone has ever expected out of him. 

lol I love this. I’ma buy some Kleenex stock cause there are gonna be so many tears!!! lolol

They should just change all the safety tests to how much of a car gets eaten by the 2020 Chevy Silverado grill when they collide.

Depends on which culture she’s attempting to appropriate . . . and by the looks of it, it’s all of them. I can’t tell if it’s African, Middle Eastern, Japanese, Mediterranean, Indian, Native American, it’s just all the things. She woke up and said, “I’m going to wear everything today.” and then proceeded to do so.

pffft, 30 year balloon arm or bust!

‘Diablo’ predates the Spanish language. It’s from old Greek and it even predates Latin. Not sure that makes it any more of a sensible title, but just putting that out there.

Yuh, this looks legit af!

After Castlevania s2 I am stoked for this. 

Maybe you’re smart as hell, but some things just have to be lived through to be understood.

phalanges to crotch

Nah, let’s lean into it! Non-stop election campaigns!

Hm, let’s take a look here.

Never been to a Wegman’s eh? Amazing store, but they rearrange every week! There’s definitely some staples and most isles themselves are “static” but they move so much shit it’s hilarious. 

I’m glad that’s over. You could say . . . we free.

Nah, these kids are assholes. I’m a middle class straight white male who has literally zero reason to attempt to go against the status quo (other than how fucked the system is for so many people who aren’t like me). You can’t be bothered to figure out how a post office works or you “just don’t feel engaged?” GDIAF…

Is hipster racism just regular racism or is it racism before it was cool?

Libby Watson might have her own category in 2019's Wypipo tournament. That’s no small feat!

Omae wa mou shindeirou.