Fuck these people.

He almost always fails to stick the landing, but man, when he’s good, he’s amazing. The Shining is still one of the most technically perfect novels I can think of: the entire damn thing just sings.

you’re correct and also not a hot take. everyone ever thinks this.

I couldn’t get past the sewer orgy.

Hottest of Taeks- Stephen King is a great writer. However he is middling at best at many of his endings. IT being one of them.

The director, Taika Waititi, knows how to make a fun movie. Which is a giant lolfukyu to Thor: The Dark World. :D

I am ridiculously excited for this movie. I’m really happy to see that after making two Thor movies with a somewhat serious tone, the studio is going FUCK IT, WE’RE JUST GOING TO MAKE IT AN 80s METAL MOVIE.

And Hela. Is. Everything.

Men bitching about women doing things men usually do is one of our oldest traditions as a society.

Toilet paper doesn’t come already covered in shit.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

NO NAME, YOU SAY!?

Unless you have an allergy or health condition that prevents you from using fluoride, don’t use fluoride-free toothpaste. Love your teeth people and let them love you back.

Did we learn nothing from Hamilton??? Someone put Lin in charge of casting this, it’ll be done in a week.

jesus fuck riz ahmed is so ridiculously good-looking, my god

I hugged David Bowie.

And spent much of the series pursuing Ann, whose ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of the American melting pot. 

Pretty sure she’s just pointing out how inane, annoying, and overblown these gender reveal parties are and how much she would like to not have to attend them in the future.

Cool. Good intentions and great life lessons aside, sometimes a three year old is going to do what they want to do. We are both hyper aware of our surroundings and our effect on other people. If they act up and all other methods have failed, we remove ourselves from the situation. Doesn’t happen everytime, but enough…

I would watch quite literally anything that was co-hosted by Fielding and Ayoade

If he had someone to play off of who could compliment him*, I could see the quirkiness working a la Sue and Mel. I love Sandi but I don’t think she’s it. However, Sue/Mel did have the knack at encouraging and relaxing the contestants that I’m sure Sandi would excel at.