I’m slightly older than him also, but he’s a freaking genius who graduated college at 15 and has done a fuck ton in life so far so it’s hard to believe he’s younger than us.

If Dr. Leo Spaceman had a daytime show, I would watch it at work. I would decline meeting invitations that conflicted with it.

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

Unfortunate for me, I have a amazing memory. I sure moved around a lot and managed to go nowhere.

Meh, nothing that pompous. I love sex and women quite a bit. I just don’t think teenagers are very good at anything, let alone the beast with two backs. Seems like an epic waste of time to not have a peer in bed. I wanna do some work, not blow some child’s mind.

I also haven’t seen mentioned the utter lack of sex education available. Yes, this person is an adult, but maybe they’ve been taught gross anti-choice myths and misinformation that had an impact on their ability to seek an earlier abortion. Shit like this is what happens when legal abortion is not available and…

Thank you for your plan to represent women who will need you in the future. This poor woman. I don’t understand people who think she should be in jail. She obviously needed held and wasn’t able to get it. Nobody coat hangers themselves out of the blue.

Let’s get this Catch-22 out in the open.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

Han Solo....? Meh. Indiana Jones? Good God Almighty.

Best threesome in any galaxy

Say that to his face!

There’s no way I wouldn’t fuck Han Solo.

hnnng yes glasses Indy is peak Indy

Oh yeah I’d definitely fuck him now, but Dr. Henry Jones... 13 year old me was the girl in Raiders with ‘I Love You’ written on her eyelids.

This is where I would post a clip of Harrison Ford from Working Girl, specifically that scene where Ford changes his shirt in his office and his coworkers applaud. Alas, I couldn’t find it.

Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.

Time machine? I’d fuck him now.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…