Thank you! Adam Levine is gross and his stupid voice is annoying. I never got that. He looks like he smells bad while Idris, I imagine, smells like fresh soap and clean clothes, with maybe just a hint of that muskiness you get when it’s warm outside.... I’ll be in my bunk

Hard to even express how much better a choice he is than Adam Levine.

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

brb rewatching the “dont trust the b- in apartment 23" sexiest man alive episode

One of my thesis advisors was with MLK on the Edmund Pettus bridge, and has the deep scar in the front of his skull to show for it. When I asked him about that day, he described getting beaten down by a police officer, laying in a bloody heap on the bridge. I said “Holy shit, what did you do?” He said “Got up, kept…

That made me tear up too. She has been through so much, and has been treated so badly for being a smart and competent woman. I admire her strength and determination so much. I am looking forward to bawling my eyes out during her victory speech tonight.

I rather unexpectedly welled up during that segment. It concisely conveyed how much misogyny and public pressure changed and shaped her. I don’t think there’s a woman in America- especially those of us north of 40- that doesn’t understand how that feels. What she went through would have KO’d most of us, but she kept…

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.

Mike Pence is virulently anti-gay, to the point of recommending conversion therapy. Trump thinks this is just fine.

My theory has always been that heightened empathy is more common in the creatively driven, and since modern conservative ideals are inherently selfish and non-empathetic, artists tend towards liberalism.

Have you guys been invited to pantsuit nation? It’s a group on FB and I have been either wiping tears of happiness or smiling ear-to-ear since joining. It has pulled me out of the depressed state I was in thank to the Orange melted cheeto.

Your reference is 20 years old and still on point.

Look at the size of that thriving alien baby. It must have been TORN FROM HER WOMB DAYS BEFORE ITS DUE DATE a c-section.

Shiloh is the name of the dog in a Neil Diamond song.

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

A lot of public schools rent space to churches and other organizations over the weekends. The school I work at does. There is a church that rents our auditorium every weekend. The church does not operate during school hours, but the parishioners do a lot of good works for the school. They prepare the bulletin boards…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I’m confused by the jump that Ryan not wanting to hang out during girls night means he doesn’t approve of Blake’s friend group. Like my husband and I have a lot of couple friends but when the girls come over he sticks around long enough to raid the snacks and then bounces.

In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

Amy Sedaris has never ruined a thing, she only improves them. Take that shit back, In Touch!