I just celebrated a week clean off of heroin (and everything else, save for methadone). If I can do it, I’d say she sure as hell can, too.

She follows her husband’s orders. He tells her what to wear. What lead you to think she was a feminist?

For shame. This is the most victim blamey piece of nonsense I’ve seen.

That’s Ansel. He’s so hot right now!

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I’m going to call the “twist”:

Unless this is the film, not interested!

you’d much rather be forced to watch Nicholas Cage do nothing but shriek into a canyon for two hours

are you calling Robby a heterosexual?

Call me back when there’s a bisexual bachelor/bachelorette. I miss the stupid drama of Tula tequila search for love or whatever boys vs girls so much.

But will Luke actually speak if he's the Bachelor or will he just intensely make out/inhale during his make outs? Too much making out I can't.

this. ,i think he wants to lose at this point so he can have run and keep up the scandalous narrative that the election is rigged against him. he’ll be able to write books, make appearances, get more money and more attention with no governmental responsibility.

Will likely purchase (and drink) a(n entire) bottle of rosé for the occasion

Make The Bachelor Great Again!

I’m not saying Chad isn’t nuts, but Evan definitely nudged/pushed/shoved him, it was just a little baby shove.

By “watch the finale” I may mean scroll through twitter waiting for someone to tweet something interesting and then watch the last 30 mins

I’m a Bears fan and I still can’t help but love Aaron Rodgers. He does insane impossible things on the field, and is both decent and funny off of it.

That name reminds me of K-Y, you know, the lube.