I have a panic attack every time i hear about a democrat who wants to vote for Trump just to spite Hillary.

No one ever asks me where anything is anymore because of Mel Brooks. Also, I ended a blind date because the guy called Mel Brooks a hack and said that he did not care for the Golden Girls. That’s too much bullshit to take all in one shot like that.

Yeah, this is heading into disturbing Margot Kidder territory. I hope she gets the help Kidder eventually got.

This has applied to Lindsay’s life for the past 15 years or so

I have so many feelings. I love carpool karaoke. I love Michelle Obama. I love Missy Elliot and James Corden. I love the First Lady’s nails. And Missy’s lipstick. And the FL rocking out to Beyonce and rapping is just amazing.

I love Michelle’s dress! WANT.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS AWKWARD AIR KISS. IT IS GLORIOUS.

still not as bad as JFK.

If any woman had an earlier career outside of academia, it must be mentioned as it influences her current accomplishments — especially something that requires as little talent and commitment as being a ballerina.

Holy hell this is disgusting. Jesus women can’t catch a break. If your abuser doesn’t traumatize you enough, the system is here to ensure the job is done.

I men, there’s so much misogyny in Republicans that Republicans ignore, so at least they’re consistent.

I thought all four were great and for different reasons, which is the key to a great ensemble. Each time I try to think of who was my fave, I have different reasons for thinking of each of them. Not that it was a great movie or anything. I thought it was an acceptable and funny and unoriginal remake. But the…

I gotta disagree with you on one thing—I preferred Kate McKinnon’s performance. She was a badass.

Joe Walsh threatened Obama’s life on Twitter and he still has an account. He tweeted ten minutes ago (in defense of Melania, natch).

So it’s actually rape that makes you go blind, not masturbation.

That tweet might have well have just said.

FUCK this guy. Michelle Obama is such an eloquent class-act, but because she is passionate about issues in our country she is “angry” (read: angry black woman) and “complaining.” Michelle and Barrack are literally the opposite of this selfish, image-obsessed, hate-mongering couple.

I’m a speech-language pathologist so I just always analyze how people speak. I can’t turn it off. She isn’t fluent in English. She has a basic knowledge that can get her through but I doubt she is able to handle deeper level conversations. It solidifies to me that Donald basically just wants someone that is pretty. He…

“I have been with Donald for 18 years” ...Donald divorced wife 2 17 years ago.