It’s Michael Shannon. Cocaine would be too pedestrian for him to shove up his nose.

Something in common with Kate Moss! Definitely is about them

I hear you on being an old parent. I had my first when I was 40, and am having my second at 45. What I lack in energy and youthful exuberance I make up for with patience and disposable income.

Well, a slightly better outcome than the LAST time she was hanging out with a friend’s dad. . .

Sigh. that gif just makes me sad. RIP Jonathan Crombie.

YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS

I had to scroll up to look at her nose, but all I could see was the uneven powder. Nose is fine, make up needs a little work

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

Can we start a Kickstarter? I would donate.

There’s only going to be one funeral on Sunday and it ain’t going to be hers.

I’m putting my money on Ziggy Stardust.

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

How does there being no security footage prove that it was fake? And what exactly would she be gaining from making this up? She’s already in the news as much as she can be. This is some serious victim blaming IMO. If any other woman said she feared she was going to be raped during a hold up, would you immediately…

Yeah, fuck you. She will get the amount of money that she lost from insurance but insurance doesn’t pay you for trauma. Don’t be a cunt.

Panic and didn’t know to dial 112 in France?

I watch this movie and Kramer vs Kramer every year on my parent’s former anniversary

I went to college with Matt! He is a delight and is nice to wait staff.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

it’s no different than my wife being unable to run the entertainment system

So true. Rachel Lynde?