OMG, don't even get me started on Miss Bunting. As husband and I were walking the dogs at like 6 this morning, I was all, "Fuck, that stupid school teacher was such an asshole," and he goes, "I hate that bitch." (Generally we don't really speak until about 7.)

I know your name Daisy! Stupid Miss Bunting...

WAIT. STOP.

I only hear good things about the guy. If anyone were to ever tell me that he was a racist or drowned puppies I'd be so bummed out. The only way I'd feel worse is if someone said the same things about John Goodman.

Yeah guys, gas and air! It's standard pain relief in the UK during labour. I had my 2nd baby with that in the pool. It was so much better than my epidural hospital bed birth I had with my first. Tens machines though- those things are a ridiculous invention.

I'm sorry but Willows tweet is so inappropriate for a 14-year-old. I get where she is trying to go with it but Jesus christ, she is still a child.

Aaaaaaand, everything is horrible.

I hope so, cause I once read a terrifying statistic about how common nun rape is - because they won't report it to the police, so they "perfect victims".

I don't know why it is, but I have the urge to write her a really nice letter.

I remember the first time I ordered a 25 pound bag. I wept a little. Then started making bread, because if you're going to buy that much flour, you damn well better be making all the baked goods.

That was a tedious, infuriating, excruciating, sneaky narrative arc. Each time I believed that it would finally work out for them. By the time he had become visible I aged out, so I never got any satisfaction. What developmental psychologist told them it was OK to trick kids like that?

I kind of like how Victorians dealt with it. After a wedding, each guest is mailed the bride and groom's new calling cards. If you received a calling card that contain the married couple's new address, it means that they want to continue their friendship with you and you may call on them. If you receive a calling card …

I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque.

Long story, but the lesson learned: No matter how well-meaning, holding an intervention for your friend's ill-advised engagement is a good way to get kicked out of the wedding party. And if she changes her mind and re-invites you, make sure you reply within an hour or she'll dis-invite you. Again.

We didn't have a wedding party. This was a great decision for us. But it did mean I couldn't kick anyone out... Shoot!

But who on earth would throw their pie for that awful woman?

I was so sad to hear about Taylor Negron yesterday. He was really talented and played so many memorable characters. Being known as "that guy from that thing" is not always a bad thing and can often being a testament to one's acting skills, but I am really disappointed in myself for never having learned his named until…

No no no :) She is a teacher. And totally pro-science/medicine/etc. That's what prompted the placenta/lactation discussion, actually.

They're an angry bunch. People are weird about food, period, but I think with a lot of vegans it ties into their moral identity, and I've heard plenty of them come out and say that yes, they are better people than you because they don't eat meat or dairy. So as soon as that gets on any remotely shaky ground, it shakes…