I’m hoping other people will chime in to tell you how wrong you are, but: the percentage of men that have committed rape is much, much larger than the percentage of refugees that have committed terrorist acts. The authoritative study on the former shows a rapist rate of around 6.5% of the male population; other…

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I was there. Thankfully, the facility management forgot to lock the ice storage machines near the concession stands. After the second quarter I saw people looting what appeared to be ten pound bags of ice without hesitation. Guys were walking around with the bags on their heads and shoulders trying to cool down.

Real question. Is that Anthony Keidas? He’s scaring me.

Need an update when y’all go back to the Regency, I want allllll the details. And if they close at 11, how was Tom making out with that woman till after midnight? The mystery continues!

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

Jennifer Coolidge is EVERYTHING. That last line? I’m dead.

holy shit.

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

Pretty sure the issue was with the lame ass tweet, not the escort.

I would truly love to see any research backing up the idea that swimming in something like a burkini would be unhygienic. Would be news to so many surfers and divers who wear wetsuits regularly!

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

If you can’t bidet yourselves, then leave!

I’m pretty sure if Tom were to unexpectedly pass away before the nuptials, LuAnn take him to a taxidermist, prop him up at the end of the aisle, and hire a ventriloquist to say his vows. Tl;dr - There is no way she is not getting married.

BRB, going to buy 10,000 of these. The new wand applicator is duuuuuuuuuuumb.

BRB, going to buy 10,000 of these. The new wand applicator is duuuuuuuuuuumb.

Literally every picture of Scheana makes me want to punch her in the face.

but isn’t it interesting that Condo settled his divorce on Wednesday?

i clicked through to the instagram there and sort of fell down a weird white-girl-in-the-south cave of predictable posts. also a lot of big hair

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.