Everything before 1977 was years BSW.

That would be pretty upsetting, in all fairness.

I love how the tone of every single 'Kid Rock is running for Congress' article is 'oh god we have to take this seriously fuck fuck fuck fuck'.

Definitely one of the 16 year olds, because they're 16. The step daughter if she ever notices her step-dad's boner, but otherwise the one who can't date the college boy.

…is that how we're measuring time now?

No one is damning him for anything, just saying it's a creepy turn of phrase. That's not even saying that he's a creep, just that it's a bad choice of words - especially in reference to his stepdaughter, but also in reference to any woman or girl.

I thought that as well. The fact that he isn't a cop any more makes it a bit more safe, but yeah, she should consider the likelihood that he'll come after her - how much does he know about her, was his brutality calculated or was it panicky 'omg a black man is coming towards me I'm going to die' racism, etc.

If he has other reasons for disliking marriage other than 'we would have to stop having threesomes' he should actually say so, though.

Also, threatening to kill yourself if the other person doesn't put out is rape, at least if it's a credible threat.

I didn't know whether castrated included removal of the penis but not necessarily the balls, as happened to Theon, so I made up a word.

Presumably you also want gender equality in the 99% of war room scenes which are mostly or entirely male…

Grand total of able-bodied men*: zero.
*I'm counting dwarfism and being involuntarily de-genitalised as disabilities, which I realise may be up for argument.

He can tell Dany what she did, though. I can't see her being big on burning princesses alive.

You would think so, yes. But to me at least 'Tyrion fucked up' makes more sense than 'Tyrion intentionally lost - at minimum - a chunk of his navy along with its commander (and one of his allies), the navy's probable second in command, another ally, and the three heirs to Dorne, all for no obvious reason'.

I don't buy it. He's got no reason not to trust the Greyjoys, and not having a fleet is going to be a serious problem, especially since their enemies are now going to control the sea. And how much is Ellaria really going to distract Cersei? Ellaria was a loose cannon, sure, but there would have been better ways of…

I'm pretty sure that enough adrenaline in the right circumstances can make people basically ignore non-crippling injuries.

Maybe they need to prep their poison weapons ahead of time?

I'm assuming Theon will be picked up by Gendry.

I thought it was Ellaria hung from the prow, because whoever it was appeared to be wearing a dress. But there's not much point showing Euron and his men not killing them, and then having them kill them off screen.

I think just ordinary flaming arrows. That's all you need when your targets are a bunch of wooden ships, waterproofed with tar.