I used to have a friend like that, and if they're like that all the time my advice is to cut all ties. You don't need someone in your life who's determined to suck all pleasure out of everything you like.

Someone else has probably already answered this, but it'd be HBO's earnings from Game of Thrones.

What about Fillmore and Hayes?

If they're all 19th century presidents, then I suppose I can actually name quite a few. Plus Lincoln, of course. And someone else pointed out that there was only one 18th century president, so both the Adamses? Jefferson? Hamilton? Was he president?
Look, I live in New Zealand. How many New Zealand heads of government…

My wallet currently contains 3 10c coins, all of which feature Queen Elizabeth II, so that's no help.

The highlight of that clip was John Oliver pretending to be a dragon.

Apparently he's filming another Mission: Impossible movie.

Wikipedia says he's an obscure president, with little presence in American culture memory, but he's one of the few 19th century American presidents I can name, thanks to the Simpsons' Mediocre Presidents song.

"Loooord Palmerst- wait, sorry, wrong country."

Well, the notion is older than your blanket, it's the law that's more recent.

*GOP drafts bill which requires a NRA membership card to vote, but explicitly allows armed mobs to cast thousands of illegal votes*

"That's much better! Everyone can enjoy that!"

That's because what they were playing was waaaay too slow to strip well too.

Comment / username synergy.

And his plans usually work out, even when they're terrible (which is most of the time, if you look at them objectively).

Lurking. The word you're looking for is 'lurking'.

Now that we've cleared that up, can you explain the 'Jesus died for our sins' thing? That's never made any sense to me - since God is the judge in this situation, how does him getting his son killed change anything? Why didn't God just say 'hey guys, if you believe in me and repent your sins, you get to go to heaven?'…

And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling random internet commentators.

Is it just me or does Jesus come across as a total asshole in that story?
"How dare you be following the seasons! Die, motherfucker!"

I also found that super weird. I actually read a Scottish crime novel in which the protagonist sees 'an Asian student and a Chinese student'. I was like 'what continent do you think China is in?'