I’d go for the wreck one. Who cares about a birthmark? It’s better then dying.

That’s not phoning in, that’s Opel rebaging.

Oh dear, i NEED that wagon! Ford do Brasil, why don’t you sell this here!

Man, those oregonian attendents don’t give a ****! Either that or their bosses are so damn greedy that they refuse to hire enough attendents to be able to provide a decent service.

“(Also, for some people, “warming up” means letting the car sit at idle for like, 20 minutes; no matter what you drive that’s a bad idea, and a clear misconception.)”

I’m brazilian and i’ve never pumped my own gas.

Only if you’re in shock.

I can’t remember now if the chevette i was talking about had a turbo or simply the bigger 1.6 engine, but still, 1.6 engine in a chevette, the car the americans called a “2 seater scooter”, is probably sufficiently bonkers for them.

Oh bloody hell.

Your cousin is a genius.

“Do you like Lucas eletrics aaaaaaaand fuel pumps aaaaaaand OOOOOOOOHHHH, PAAIIN... SO BRITISH.”

That makes sense, actually. The Soviets made the first space station and the yanks made the first manned moon landing.

You mean the RENAULT Sandero?

Yep, we went there.

And the first gen Fiat Uno and the T2 Type 2 transporter were built untill 2013 here in Brazil.

When i think of the Twingo, i think of that car that was uglier, more expensive, equally slapped together and simply a worse option in relation to the Fiat Uno or the VW Gol.

Can we not already do that using a dildo?

Reminds me of that time me and my dad changed our beetle’s carb because it didn’t even have enough power to get out of the garage.

I should try that with my beetle’s old carb that i (needlessly) replaced.

Cotd?