6D chess mate! 

50-60 million Toyota Corollas, of course.

That’s slightly horrifying.

What an awsome read!

That akward moment you immediately get the joke, yet just doesn’t laugh whatsoever.

Unless you live somewhere like Brazil. Eventual droughts and floods aside, we don’t get much natural, unavoidable disasters like earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados or etc. 

If he claimed to be committing suicide and crashed on some wooded area, yeah, we’d be quick to say he was a suicidal.

Oh, i see. It makes sense now.

Oh my god. Even our lacking brazilian public transport is better than the american’s.

Indeed, comrade, indeed.

Wait, you take a bus to move 2-4 blocks? Why not walk or bike? How big are your city blocks?

God, american public transit borderline disgusts me.

It’s not the fact it’s goverment run; it’s the fact it’s run by the *american* goverment. Check Europe and see if they hate their public transport. It may not be perfect, but it’s sure as hell pretty damn good.

Unless someone recommends his post. I enjoy yanking people out of the grays.

He sure doesn’t seem that gray now, does he?

This, so much this.

Exactly what i thought.