No, Jezebel had an article called “Have you ever beat up a boyfriend? ‘Cause, uh, we have.” Way back in 2007. I think the article was a terrible idea for multiple reasons, but it didn’t mock victims of domestic violence.

MISANDRY!

I think he’s doing it to spite whoever had him in “Kardashian Fantasy Football”.

While I’m sorry af to read this happened to you I’m so glad you got your finances ship-shape that way. Have a fist bump and an imaginary beverage of your choice from an Internet stranger

How I built my Fuck Off Fund ( and continue to build my growing fuck off fund):

That and the contact high he got when the breeze came downwind from them.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

This is both hilarious and depressing as fuck.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

Folding Kitchenette is the 3rd dumbest thing Gawker has ever done.

I was reading a crock pot recipe that sounded good until I got to the cooking instructions. You were supposed to cook on high for 1.5 hours and then stir and add something else and then cook and 1 hour before it was done add something else.

I wonder if KY has a ranch dressing flavor?

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

Trying to sell treadmills?

Lisa McPherson.

I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…

I am still not over “Look at Me”

Sigh. How did I know, in a Clover Hope post, that this was going to be made into about race. Black girls can wear this if - as many do - they use relaxer in their hair. Many white girls can’t wear this, because they have curly hair, unless they, like the black girls, straighten theirs. Quit making it about race just…