I relish the thought of that thief getting grilled by the cops.

The police mustard a squad to give chase, but they weren’t able to ketchup.

I never sausage an unspeakable crime.

For that amount of money, I’d rather have this very low mileage 2017 Corvette Stingray:

The Beatrice Haas Lola with the Turbo Ford V-6 TEC motor could not even make the cut for a Slideshow

The customer calls the dealer and says, “I want to buy my lease,” and the dealership says, “No, you can’t do that, you have to turn it in,” and the customer says, “Oh, really? Okay,” and then turns the car in without checking their lease or asking any other questions. 

Amazing how often “good for the economy” is opposite of “good for consumers”.

I hear the Muppet Show theme song!

The Italians really have some cajones, one of the most corrupt countries in the EU have anything to say about the Russians, clean your own house first bunga bunga! 

I couldn’t scroll down and NP this fast enough. Take my money.

I went into the dealership to order my SRT8 with the cash to pay for it, and ended up financing through Chrysler’s financing @ 0% for 84 months.
The additional money which I made by investing that purchase price instead of paying cash got me into a house years earlier than the plan was to do so. I did pay cash for the …

This is such a stupid comment. Really? Live within your means? Most people do that, and still can’t just slap down tens of thousands of dollars on a new car, or even a decent used car. Actually living within your means means getting a car loan for a suitable, economical car that fits within your budget as opposed to…

Can confirm. Best financial decision I’ve ever made is to take out a good sized loan (which was within my monthly budget) on a new vehicle instead of constantly getting POS vehicles that had random failures that were unable to be budgeted for and also impacted my ability to show up to work consistency on time.

The last car loan I had was 0% for 36 months. So I’m supposed to pull cash money out of my portfolio because why?

Yet another reason to pretty much always finance through a local credit union.

GOP fascist filth deserve to die.  They provide nothing of value to society.

Margret Atwood stopped writing “The Handsmaid’s Tale” several times because she thought it was so improbable that nobody would ever take it seriously.

Fuck off you fucking moron.

That’s true - but it isn’t really just up to them. Formal secession from the Union, I seem to recall, requires agreement from the United States too. That might be hard to get if California seceding means they also loose what is the worlds 8th largest economy.

If a state can prosecute someone for something it does in another state, then almost anything could happen. Why stop at abortion? You could be prosecuted for gambling in Las Vegas. You could be prosecuted for smoking pot in California. You could be prosecuted for literally anything that’s legal in one state and…