NP Only if it comes with Young Sally Fields

And being lucky. You left that one out.

what vast assets do you believe a drug-addled stripper has? More directly, what would she have that could be levied?

This isn't a topper, simply a "I'd never have guessed this fact pattern"...

When does the revolution start? I'm increasingly disgusted by these vulgar displays of wealth. How many families struggling to survive could that money have helped to feed? To clothe? For a fucking license plate?

No that's NOT all :

Fuck GM,

You know what. I wouldn't even have minded so much, if not for the second clip which clearly showed him drifting directly towards, and within feet of, several other folks' innocent parked cars. Fuck THAT.

Prime Real Estate in Nevada, somehow i only picture that next to a strip of casinos.

You forgot to add that the 21 year old kid that buys it would put it on bags, with shitty rep wheels and stickers.... lots of stickers including a "dapper" or "illest" banner at the base of the windshield.

This would probably cost about $60,000 to sell in America. 1 person would probably buy it and then it would remember that it's a VW and break down. The original owner will sell it to somebody from VWvortex for about $12,579.35. The new owner will then go on to brag about how it's the greatest performance car ever and…

Paying extremely high prices for pathetically slow internet connections sounds like what I deal with every day as an American.

(Yes, I know that's an exaggeration)

Am I the only one on Earth that thinks almost ALL old Volkswagens are severely overrated? They're cute, but I wouldn't pay the kind of scratch people are shelling out these days for "cute."

I have done far more than glance at headlines on this case. I have looked at every detail. You can hang your hat on uncertainties as a way of protecting all that you hold sacred. Be my guest.

This is in Philly, where else are you going to throw your garbage? (admission: I once lived in Philly)

Some of us still interact with people instead of exclusively machines, dickbag.

Roethlisberger said he did not meet Bieber because he had been eating dinner before the Steelers' quarterbacks meeting. Roethlisberger's dinner consisted of a drunk co-ed's beaver, upon which he forced his gigantic derp-riddled face.

You also have to own the ferrari of salmon and the ferrari of sardines, then *maybe* they'll invite you to buy the ferrari of tuna