“Fake numbers!” they cry.

Firefox and Ublock. Kinja has become unusable on Chrome even with AdBlock.

I had giant moles in my backyard that made huge molehills. I decided to drive my Jetta into the yard to flatten those mounds and collapse their tunnels.

 I'm convinced that BaT has become some kind of money laundering platform. Nobody pays $18,000 for a Chevy Metro, or some of the other crazy prices there like the $250k BMW E30 M3.

Who would respond positively to those ads? Oh I know...

He is literally killing people by spreading lies. Wishing for his death is the most decent thing to do.

In Washington state you would get this inspected at a State Patrol station and if it didn’t come back as stolen you’d get an application for a “bonded title” that becomes a full title after 3 years.

And everybody knows that if you get COVID despite being vaccinated (rare), you likely won’t die or clog up an intensive care unit at your local hospital. That’s what you hillbilly morons don’t get.

Obligatory,

I had one of these too when I was 9. Mid-70s Hot Wheels were as crappy as the real cars they modeled. Some of my friends had their older brothers’ Spectraflame Hot Wheels and I coveted them because they were SO much better than the ones I was buying at the K-mart as a kid.

No, the V6 was the best motor in these. The Buick motor was pretty torquey because they were using it to power much heavier cars, and it was light enough that it balanced the chassis for fairly good handling. You could even get to the back spark plugs, if I remember correctly. My first car was one of these delightful…

Passenger wigged out after the driver dragged him away from a bad argument with his ex-girlfriend. Given the position of the hole, I’d guess he was a southpaw.

Pretty much all 1971 GM cars had trunklid louvers as part of their flow-through ventilation system. Predictably they leaked into the trunk and were gone by the next year.

Those are standard removable wheelcovers which are plastic with an aluminum rim and center. I used to own one of these.

I had one of these as my first car too, except mine was grey with a red interior, and a 4-speed.

Carroll Shelby has a long history of offering crappy merch that never caught on.

 This will be on TicTok.

If there isn’t there will be.

 Except if there was traffic coming in the opposite direction or if the police were parked just a little farther down the road. 

That’s because you’re looking at it from the outside.