Why tell the truth when a lie is easier?

“I’m one of those who think he got off light, considering the potential consequences.”

There was one starring Richard Pryor called “Greased Lightning”.

I thought they said “quee-yah” up there.

You keep spamming us with that. Yes we know. Biden isn’t any kind of progressive hero, he’s more like Republicans used to be before they went batshit insane.

Ever have several hundred dollars or a few thousand dollars on you? They’ll take that too, and the cost to recover it will exceed the amount taken.

It’s not quite that simple. Now you have to declare that you’re invoking your right to remain silent or they’ll keep leaning on you, or even say, “well he didn’t say no” to the accusation.

Which party’s powerful state governor was forced to resign? If he were a republican you’d respond with whatabouts and schoolyard insults against Biden.

Kinja fucks up any cut and paste text that has embedded links.

Most of mine were like Ms. Crabtree from South Park.

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And more confusing that it mentions that it’s a GTV6, when that’s a VIN from a 1981-up Spider.

I did mention that my Volkswagen is a 2003 model, right? No climate control actuator on mine, I have three knobs to run all that shit manually. Oil leaks? Feh. I got them too, but I just check the dipstick every so often. Wait, cars don’t HAVE a dipstick anymore?

Find one in every car. You’ll see.

 Whatever the Germans are making their interiors out of, they start to smell weird after a few years. Like crayons. Or worse. 

My 2003 Volkswagen has 200,000 miles on it and the head bolts have never been replaced, because the head has never been off, because the head gasket has never blown nor has the timing chains and tensioner failed (its a simple and inexpensive belt).

“There’s “bulletproofing” that can be done to basically all of them and it will cost upfront...”

How did we get to the point where “replacing head bolts” is considered normal maintenance? And weren’t timing chains supposed to last the life of the car?

Germans have more of a dry humor.

Or that he loves shooting dogs.