Why did everyone buy a Cutlass? I was there as a kid and teenager in the ‘70s and ‘80s so let me explain.

If you think Chicago is a liberal anything, I've got news for you. It ain't. 

Pittsburgh: “What are yinz jags bitchin’ about?”

Because Alaska.

A 1% death rate is still tens of thousands of people. 

Yes, one of the thousand cuts.

Make mine a Sunchaser.

All that should be done anyway. Replace the timing belt because of age and mileage. Replace the water pump because you’re in there elbows deep anyway and those don’t last forever, especially if it has the factory pump with the plastic impeller. Replace the thermostat because they only last about 100k miles, they’re…

If that was in Seattle:

They called it the Isuzu I-Mark in America. Don’t know why.

Planned obsolescence was a concept invented by Alfred P. Sloan, chairman of GM from the 1920s to the 1950s. You can read about it in his book “My Years With General Motors”. Quite simply, it meant that it made sense to make a car to last a set period of time, after which the customer would likely want the better cars…

The ‘79-’80 Fairmont and Mustang had that.

All nine of them.

Looks better than a Jaguar E-Type 2+2.

Yeah I had mold in my carpet and sofa from a flooding event in my crawl space. I tried all those tricks and it didn’t kill the mold at all. I ended up ripping out the carpet, throwing away my sofa and wooden dressers, washing every item of clothing and bedding, and saturating my favorite leather jacket with a strong…

Wow, that’s the price of one of those new modernist box McMansions on a postage stamp city lot in nearby Seattle. Seems like a bargain, but I’d get tired of living in a log cabin real quick.

I was looking forward to the title: “Die Semi-Hard”.

Offer it to Carvana. My brother sold our late father’s 2011 Ford Ranger 2wd shortbed single cab to them for $14,400.

No such thing as "cancel culture".